Today the 14 year-old said that he is tired of Christmas. I looked at him askance.

HIM: Well not really tired of Christmas.

ME: Hmmm?

HIM: It’s the Christmas music. That’s what I am tired of.

Yet, he just downloaded a new Christmas classic, “All I want for Christmas is to Get it Crunk,” by dem dirty boyz.

“Courvoisier on Christmas Eve, and smoking christmas trees on christmas day…And Santa I been very good this year, so can you make dem two felonies on my record disappear?” This is overlayed on a beat machine behind “The Nutcracker Suite.”

ME: You really tired of Christmas? Let’s just kick it with the Dirty Boyz and have a crunk New Year.