Got a confirmation query. We were going to get lunch, but hadn’t zeroed in where.
FRiend: I know I said that cool new place, but I couldn’t find it. I can’t find the review of the restaurant I was looking at and I don’t remember the name. Where do YOU want to go tomorrow?
ME: Did you really look?? Was it in the Post? Give me a clue.
FR: I went to the pile of stuff where I tossed the Magazine. Yeah, online. Duh. It was in the Magazine week before last. Local organic stuff. Touchy feely in all the right ways
ME: The Magazine? I bet it’s over here. Spouse prolly has it since he hates to throw away the Magazine after he has completed the puzzle.
Yes, The Spouse completes the Sunday crossword puzzle at some point in the future that is not Sunday. He leaves the completed artifact laying around. He’s like some proud Tom Cat strewing small animal carcasses around like trophies. But it’s the strew that should go in the newspaper recycling bin.
If this was a cartoon–and it’s close, cuz that’s the Doc’s life–you would now see a light bulb pop over my head.
The Spouse had just triumphantly completed a puzzle not 20 minutes before.
I knew this to be true because he chortled. Really, a weird sound. Chortling. And he slapped down his pencil like a basketball dunk.
He never uses pens when he does his hallowed puzzle. He can barely conceal his exasperation with my nonchalant use of a pen. Okay, truth? He doesn’t hide that he finds my use of an ink pen in a crossword puzzle positively philistine. Also, I don’t care.
ME: Got it. If it was The Dabney. It’s not open for lunch.
FR: Yeah, that was it. OK, where to Magellan?
28. See 36 Across.